Oh Clementine, my little girl
Flown to me from around the world
Loosely robed in an orange skin
That shrouds the worms that lie within
Clementine oranges - such as the one pictured here - are on SALE this week at GIANT supermarkets for $4.99 a box. Your actual results may differ from mine and I do not guarantee that you will be as lucky as me in winning the worm lottery. And to be fair, I guess I should disclose that the other 9 segments of this clementine were worm free (at least at a visible level). But not real sweet.
Mothers, please act accordingly and responsibly when you pack these little treasures in your children's lunches(*).
Mothers, please act accordingly and responsibly when you pack these little treasures in your children's lunches(*).
(*) Maybe I digress, but is there a mother out there - anywhere - still making a lunch for her child to take to school?
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